This is sooo wrong, but its so right?!


Question: I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said; "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was; "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool. It can be used for good or bad."

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied; "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."


Answers: I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said; "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was; "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool. It can be used for good or bad."

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied; "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."

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  • hahahahaha thats funny ^.^

    LOVE IT! all the people living in the snow belt wont get it but it's dead on.

    lol havent heard a joke like that in awhile

    Got me -
    This made me laugh out loud.

    Lol, good one!

    hahaha that was classic! =]

    lol!

    lol,lol,lol. 10/10 *.
    Soooooooo funny I must say.
    I think I asked those questions myself, million times

    Lol...lawn mowing.

    yes good

    my answer it's funny and good...

    Hun ? it was more important for Jesus to cut the grass then to have a meaningful talk with a seeker ?

    Very funny, I love it and yes I am in the snow belt and I got it. hahahahahaha

    lmao. Did Jesus get a green card?

    Its right except for the last paragraph.

    lol that was funny

    My point exactly....No one can ever give a good enough answer to that question or to Why do you allow the good and the innocent to suffer so !!



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