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Question: Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

The road to success... is always under construction.

In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you actually hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich which never works.

If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

If you have played hooky, the professor has taken attendance.


Answers: Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

The road to success... is always under construction.

In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you actually hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich which never works.

If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

If you have played hooky, the professor has taken attendance.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... wchy

Star for you! lol

You didn't ask a question.

* very funny and true.

**

I don't really get the last one... but the rest were funny!

very good sir` your a star in the making`?

lol. sum of dem r sooooooooooooo true. star 4 u plus************************************...

Funny!

2 thumbs up :)

this deserves a star it is really funny

They were great!
Star for you! ^_^

Very funny, I especially like # 6

and star for you!

Funny!

Star coming up.....

more like a statement but that's OK...

LOL.

Hell yeah! That ain't nothing but the truth! Thanks for sharing, sir! Take care!

funny and true



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