Teachers are smart.....funny??!


Question: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final exam. Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."


Answers: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final exam. Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

HAHAH HILARIOUS! HAVE A STAR!

Ha ha ha! Excellent!

OMG!
that is way too funny!!

Good one

LOL!!!!!!!!

BRAVO

Hehe funny

lol, very funny

OMFG!!!!
i love it :]

Thats great!!! You get a star!!!!!!!

lol

ha ha ha fuuny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Ha ha ha.!!!
Great one there Lolly so 10/10.!!!
Clever Lady, instantly deflated the smart guy, lol.!!!
Cheers for another good laugh.!!

funny

like it have a star

good one



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories