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Question: What Hamlet said he enjoyed the least
Was funeral meats at the wedding feast.
He had loved his father and adored his mother
(But he couldn't care less for his father's brother).
So his inky cloak became him most
When he ran to chat with Denmark's ghost.
Had a serpent struck the old king down?
That serpent now wore Denmark's crown.
Must more blood flow to punish guilt?
Should Claudius' gore--or his own be spilt?
A rat in the arras? A bride in the sea?
Is our hero to be--or not to be?
Should he venture to England, or peut-etre to France?
Must the coin fall tails for poor Rosencrantz?
The plot, as you see, is destined to end
With the downfall of all, both foe and friend,
While Fortinbras stands among the slain
Singing "There's nothing like a Dane."
Answers: What Hamlet said he enjoyed the least
Was funeral meats at the wedding feast.
He had loved his father and adored his mother
(But he couldn't care less for his father's brother).
So his inky cloak became him most
When he ran to chat with Denmark's ghost.
Had a serpent struck the old king down?
That serpent now wore Denmark's crown.
Must more blood flow to punish guilt?
Should Claudius' gore--or his own be spilt?
A rat in the arras? A bride in the sea?
Is our hero to be--or not to be?
Should he venture to England, or peut-etre to France?
Must the coin fall tails for poor Rosencrantz?
The plot, as you see, is destined to end
With the downfall of all, both foe and friend,
While Fortinbras stands among the slain
Singing "There's nothing like a Dane."
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