The smartest man xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: Four men were taking a trip in a small airplane when the engine began to
cough and sputter....and died. Only then did they discover that there were
only three parachutes on board. One of the men did some fast thinking and
said: "Look, guys, I am a world-class brain surgeon. I have four life-or-
death operations to perform next week alone. My talents are pricelessly
valuable to the human race. I really should have one of those parachutes."
The others talked it over and thought this was a good idea, so he strapped
on a parachute and jumped out. Another man then spoke up: "Listen, guys, I
am a member of Mensa, Intertel, and Triple Nine. I have the highest IQ in
the world. My brains are a pricelessly valuable resource to mankind. I
really should have one of those parachutes." The others thought this seemed
like a good idea so he strapped on a pack and jumped out. The third man then
turned to the fourth and said: "Look, son, I am a priest. Why don't you take
the last parachute and save yourself." The fourth looked up at him and
grinned, saying: "Not to worry, Father. We have no problem. You see, the
smartest man in the world just jumped out of the airplane wearing my
knapsack!"
Answers: Four men were taking a trip in a small airplane when the engine began to
cough and sputter....and died. Only then did they discover that there were
only three parachutes on board. One of the men did some fast thinking and
said: "Look, guys, I am a world-class brain surgeon. I have four life-or-
death operations to perform next week alone. My talents are pricelessly
valuable to the human race. I really should have one of those parachutes."
The others talked it over and thought this was a good idea, so he strapped
on a parachute and jumped out. Another man then spoke up: "Listen, guys, I
am a member of Mensa, Intertel, and Triple Nine. I have the highest IQ in
the world. My brains are a pricelessly valuable resource to mankind. I
really should have one of those parachutes." The others thought this seemed
like a good idea so he strapped on a pack and jumped out. The third man then
turned to the fourth and said: "Look, son, I am a priest. Why don't you take
the last parachute and save yourself." The fourth looked up at him and
grinned, saying: "Not to worry, Father. We have no problem. You see, the
smartest man in the world just jumped out of the airplane wearing my
knapsack!"
Lmao
lol, funny
Too Funny!!
Sounds like manager of flotation devices was another one with golden parachutes.
SPLAT el teach him.lol
excellent have a star!
Very funny thanks for sharing. lol
I like that thanks
Best!
oops not so smart now
starred