Growing Old?!
Question: A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.."
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
Answers: A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.."
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
haa haa thats really cute...I'm off to let my granny hear this one...she get a good laugh at this!!!
i don't get it?
3r
cute but, true.....keep these coming.....
Ha!Ha.Ha?
*LOL* Cute
Ha ha! Good one!
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha...
love it
huh? o.o T_T :-? :-/ oh i get it! ha ha ha ha....:D ok, not that funny (no offense).
i get it but its just not that funny
WHAT DO U MEAN?
im not sure i get it... *feels silly*
A1 ! Ha ha ha ha ! That's a jolly good one, Thanks for sharing.
Have a star :o)
Good one !
a wise old girl ! * 4 U
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
How true. and that is what makes it funny
Sad but true. It will come to us all at some stage.
Lol really funny
English is not even my mother tongue and I got it! Good one!
Good one thanks for sharing. lol
lol funny
very good>>>>>>>>>>>star