Overheard in dublin 2?!
Question: Service with attitude
I work as cabin crew for a budget airline and one day after take off from dublin airport I was serving a rather posh woman she asked me for an OJ i was well aware this meant orange juice however she obviously felt the need to explain it quoting "thats an orange juice to you dear!" Feeling quite offended by this I decided if you cant beat them join them and promptly replied "would you like ice mam? thats frozen water to you!" Overheard by trollydollyx, on a flight from dublin to london Gatwick
Howaya Guard (police)
A couple of weeks ago myself and 3 of my friends were sitting in my car, just havin a laugh, listening to music.
When out of nowhere 2 garda appeared, one at each side of the car, (obiviously they thought we were up to something).
I rolled down the driver window and the garda said;
"Howaya lads, we're the Guards"
to what I could only reply:
"Howaya Guards, we're the lads!"
Overheard by Janey Mac, In my car
Answers: Service with attitude
I work as cabin crew for a budget airline and one day after take off from dublin airport I was serving a rather posh woman she asked me for an OJ i was well aware this meant orange juice however she obviously felt the need to explain it quoting "thats an orange juice to you dear!" Feeling quite offended by this I decided if you cant beat them join them and promptly replied "would you like ice mam? thats frozen water to you!" Overheard by trollydollyx, on a flight from dublin to london Gatwick
Howaya Guard (police)
A couple of weeks ago myself and 3 of my friends were sitting in my car, just havin a laugh, listening to music.
When out of nowhere 2 garda appeared, one at each side of the car, (obiviously they thought we were up to something).
I rolled down the driver window and the garda said;
"Howaya lads, we're the Guards"
to what I could only reply:
"Howaya Guards, we're the lads!"
Overheard by Janey Mac, In my car
Lol love that and you can have a star.xxxx
like every other sequel.... not as good as the first
nice job
They're quite funny =)
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