Overheard in dublin?!


Question: Bono Speaks
At the U2 concert in Croke Park, Bono asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone: "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"
A voice from near the front of the audience pierces the silence: "Fookin' stop doin' it, then!"
Overheard by Anonymous, Croke Park 2005

In the Omniplex a while back, a particularly boring bit of the movie was on, when a cry came from the dark.
Shadow at the front (shouting): "Anyone! Is there a doctor here? Is there a doctor here?"
(Shock. Confusion.)
Voice from the back: "Here - I'm a doctor"
Voice from the front: "Sh*te film, isn't it?" ...and sat back down
Voice from the back: "Little bastard - if I find ya I'll rattle ya"
Overheard by YoYoBoy, Santry Cinema
I was working one night in a pub in Dublin when an American man in his forties came in and said "Gimme a pint of Guinness and hold the cream".


Answers: Bono Speaks
At the U2 concert in Croke Park, Bono asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone: "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"
A voice from near the front of the audience pierces the silence: "Fookin' stop doin' it, then!"
Overheard by Anonymous, Croke Park 2005

In the Omniplex a while back, a particularly boring bit of the movie was on, when a cry came from the dark.
Shadow at the front (shouting): "Anyone! Is there a doctor here? Is there a doctor here?"
(Shock. Confusion.)
Voice from the back: "Here - I'm a doctor"
Voice from the front: "Sh*te film, isn't it?" ...and sat back down
Voice from the back: "Little bastard - if I find ya I'll rattle ya"
Overheard by YoYoBoy, Santry Cinema
I was working one night in a pub in Dublin when an American man in his forties came in and said "Gimme a pint of Guinness and hold the cream".

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