Death the Afterlife?!
Question: Two priests die and go to Heaven. Unfortunately a backlog of work means that Saint Peter can't let them in straight away. Rather than have them hanging around in limbo, Saint Peter tells them that they can return to earth for one week in any form they wish. They can be what they like and do what they like. The First Priest says 'I always wanted to be an eagle soaring about the clouds.' The second Priest says 'Well if I can do anything, I'd like to be a stud.' Saint Peter grants them their wishes and off they go. A week later God asks Peter if Heaven is ready to receive the Priests. 'Yes.' says Peter, 'I've sent off angels to bring them back now.' 'Won't they be difficult to find' asks God. Saint Peter replies ' The eagle is flying around the Rockies.' 'And what about the stud' asks God. Saint Peter replies ' Oh, he's on a tyre in Alaska
Answers: Two priests die and go to Heaven. Unfortunately a backlog of work means that Saint Peter can't let them in straight away. Rather than have them hanging around in limbo, Saint Peter tells them that they can return to earth for one week in any form they wish. They can be what they like and do what they like. The First Priest says 'I always wanted to be an eagle soaring about the clouds.' The second Priest says 'Well if I can do anything, I'd like to be a stud.' Saint Peter grants them their wishes and off they go. A week later God asks Peter if Heaven is ready to receive the Priests. 'Yes.' says Peter, 'I've sent off angels to bring them back now.' 'Won't they be difficult to find' asks God. Saint Peter replies ' The eagle is flying around the Rockies.' 'And what about the stud' asks God. Saint Peter replies ' Oh, he's on a tyre in Alaska
Good one thanks for sharing. lol
Ha Ha, cute :)
A reminder to be careful what you wish for.
i dont get it... did the punch line get cut off or something cus it looks like it did
someone explain please
uhh...................
lol....reminds you to think before you speek....lol
ho ho ho another quality offering
starred again
erm....huh??
(sry to be dumb but....seriously....huh?!)
nice!
Lmao
funny
10/10
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very funnyyyyyyyyyyy
I like it. Thank you. lol