Mike Baths?!
Question: Jill hears that milk baths will make her beautiful so she leaves a note for her milkman asking for 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman reads the note, he thinks there must be a mistake so he knocks on the door. Jill answers the door and the milkman says 'I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?' Jill replies. 'No, I want 15 gallons, I'm going to fill by bathtub with the milk.' 'Pasteurised?' asks the milkman. 'No,' says Jill. 'Just up to my boobs.'
Answers: Jill hears that milk baths will make her beautiful so she leaves a note for her milkman asking for 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman reads the note, he thinks there must be a mistake so he knocks on the door. Jill answers the door and the milkman says 'I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?' Jill replies. 'No, I want 15 gallons, I'm going to fill by bathtub with the milk.' 'Pasteurised?' asks the milkman. 'No,' says Jill. 'Just up to my boobs.'
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good one mate, was it full fat milk, pmsl
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Very good, Jill's a blonde.
That's from the Ernie song.
"Ernie...And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west."
haha! is she blonde?? i believe you left that part out. :D cheers! nice one!
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Brilliant. LMAO LOL
what does Mike have to do with Milk?
and it takes more than 15 gallons to fill my tub