More thoughts on men funny ?!
Question: *Q: Why do little boys whine?*
> >
> >*A: They are practicing to be men.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?*
> >
> >*A: Trustworthy.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
and
> >calling your name?*
> >
> >*A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after
mating?*
> >
> >*A: To stop the snoring before it starts.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the
>toilet?*
> >
> >*A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: What is the difference between men and women?*
> >
> >*A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants
every
> >woman to satisfy his one need.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?*
> >
> >*A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"*
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Answers: *Q: Why do little boys whine?*
> >
> >*A: They are practicing to be men.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?*
> >
> >*A: Trustworthy.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
and
> >calling your name?*
> >
> >*A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after
mating?*
> >
> >*A: To stop the snoring before it starts.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the
>toilet?*
> >
> >*A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: What is the difference between men and women?*
> >
> >*A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants
every
> >woman to satisfy his one need.*
> >
> >
> >*Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?*
> >
> >*A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"*
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Good one thanks
lol
nice like em.lol
really funny!!!!! and o so true!
lol,10/10. very funny.
My, aren't we P-whipped?
Love em all.
Thanx.
very funny have a star
good one lol
sad , but all true.Thanks for the laugh.
not true
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny ones Panos.!!!
Got to open the Instruction Manuals now, lol.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!