No offence to any women BUT i ask you.. LOL?!
Question: I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works
is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls
and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.
Silly woman..........why else would I buy dog food?? LOL
Answers: I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works
is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls
and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.
Silly woman..........why else would I buy dog food?? LOL
Hey, that story is upsetting to those of us who have been hit by cars whilst licking our balls in the road for legitimate reasons...
heard it
Old joke
She was just trying to strike up a conversation. She must have been attracted to you. But you blew it...
lol, :) hahaha***
Freakin' hilarious!!! Love it!!
Thats great, dozy cow.
Well Done have a star, your a genius
Ha ha! I would have peed my pants listening to that.
I got emailed that joke about a year ago. Go back to licking your balls.
It was just a way to start a conversation with you. You basically acted like a total *** and embarassed the woman. Sorry, my opinion.
Funny! X]
loool! really good! it sounds like a true story!!
.........haha
LMFAO
That is the funniest story ever...ima do something like that when someone asks me a stupid question lmfao.
that is awesome! thanks for the great laugh!!
haha
not good joke
LMOROF!!! You should have told her, "Here's your sign."
Posted one just like this....
lol "here's your sign".
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!! I CANT BREATH! BAHAHAHAH.
XD.
xxx <3
hahahaha
Maybe she was trying to start a conversation with you, and she froze and just said the first thing that she could think of.
I had a good laugh, your story is great.
Very funny
Funny. People do ask silly questions.
Bit of a howler, that one!
REPEAT
Read that one on Best of Craigslist....
Yer some people are so gullible or am I gullible for believing you because I do,the same as one person who I was shopping with once change the sticker on a leg of lamb for a liver sticker which cost about ￡1.20 did he really think the cashier was going to fall for that one,I was so embarrassed the leg of lamb was ￡14.99,well she spotted it,I could of died..MEN,haha good luck with your diet,haha
BRILLIANT!!! i am indeed of the female variety but if i'd been in the supermarket when you said that i too would of been in hospital needing treatment for my sides splitting.
not heard it and i love it
ha ha