Silence isn't always golden?!
Question: Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own,
was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince
could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the
words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, the following year
he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter
writing or sign language.)
One day, he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire
eyes) and fell madly in love with her. With the greatest difficulty,
he refrained from speaking for 2 whole years so that he could look at
her and say, "My darling." But at the end of these 2 years, he wished
to tell her that he loved her. So he waited 3 more years without
speaking, bringing the total number of silent years to 5.
At the end of these 5 years, he realized that he had to ask her to
marry him. So he waited another 4 years without speaking.
Finally, as the 9th year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in
that beautiful royal garden, the prince heaped a hundred red roses on
her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said, "My
darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind her dainty ear,
opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said,
"Pardon?"
Answers: Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own,
was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince
could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the
words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, the following year
he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter
writing or sign language.)
One day, he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire
eyes) and fell madly in love with her. With the greatest difficulty,
he refrained from speaking for 2 whole years so that he could look at
her and say, "My darling." But at the end of these 2 years, he wished
to tell her that he loved her. So he waited 3 more years without
speaking, bringing the total number of silent years to 5.
At the end of these 5 years, he realized that he had to ask her to
marry him. So he waited another 4 years without speaking.
Finally, as the 9th year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in
that beautiful royal garden, the prince heaped a hundred red roses on
her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said, "My
darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind her dainty ear,
opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said,
"Pardon?"
Haha, this is sooo funny, boyfriend told it to me first though. Still thanks for the laugh. Here's a start
ahh wow ironic...
Now that I've gotten my emotions out of the way....
Good joke.
ouch, that sucks! good one.
haha.. couldnt he just write it down though??
hahaha that is great.
Good one thanks
lol that was great
Life can be really tough
very funny
lol thnx
is the golden hair !!!! blonde !!!! haha *
Aaaw, no! That's so tragic!
That was just mean, but a good kinda mean. lol.
wow... that was good.... love it....