The suprised drunk, funny or not.?!
Question: A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and
staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch,
asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man
that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could
not be served additional liquor. The bartender offers to call a cab
for him.
The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs
down from the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes
later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles
up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and -
still politely if not more firmly - refuses service to the man and
again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a
moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the
while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of
the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and
belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and
emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no
drinks. He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police
immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish
cries, "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
Answers: A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and
staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch,
asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man
that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could
not be served additional liquor. The bartender offers to call a cab
for him.
The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs
down from the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes
later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles
up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and -
still politely if not more firmly - refuses service to the man and
again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a
moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the
while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of
the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and
belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and
emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no
drinks. He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police
immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish
cries, "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
very funny thanks
hahaha
ha ha ha lol
lol, very good
LOL, iv heard this joke before! ;]
Hilarious. Thanks
ha ha ha
Funny!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
wow my librarian is piiised
haha :)
pretty funny...you can laugh now!
Oh, that's funny!
A piece of rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender points to a sign and says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes."
The rope disgruntlingly says, "Fine, i'll go to a different bar!" He then goes to the bar across the way.
Same deal, bartender points to a sign and says, "Sorry no ropes."
Now the rope is mad, goes into the alley, bundles himself up and messes his hair a bit and walks back in and sits down.
The bartender looks cautiously and says, "Hey didn't you just come in here?"
" 'fraid not "
Funny
like it !
It happened to me forty years ago but I had a good laugh than too.
very funny
lol * remeber this similar story at getting home time, and the drunk just sitting on the side of the road .....waiting for his front door to pass so he can get home !!!
I don't know where you find them, but you the best. lol.