Understand woman, funny or not.?!
Question: There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he
tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under
his jacket, because he thaught it was priceless. While he was running
to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his
shirt. *POOF* A genie popped out of his pocket!
The very angry looking Genie said, "Alright, I have had enough with
this three wish stuff, and 'cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special,
I will only give you one wish!"
The suprised man said, " OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo
on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom, but I
am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from
here to Hawaii."
The genie replied with a smirk, " Are you crazy? Do you know how long
that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the
ocean, all the cement it would take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it
just can't happen."
The man said with a smile, "Fine then, I want to understand women."
The genie said, " Would you like two lanes or four?"
Answers: There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he
tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under
his jacket, because he thaught it was priceless. While he was running
to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his
shirt. *POOF* A genie popped out of his pocket!
The very angry looking Genie said, "Alright, I have had enough with
this three wish stuff, and 'cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special,
I will only give you one wish!"
The suprised man said, " OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo
on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom, but I
am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from
here to Hawaii."
The genie replied with a smirk, " Are you crazy? Do you know how long
that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the
ocean, all the cement it would take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it
just can't happen."
The man said with a smile, "Fine then, I want to understand women."
The genie said, " Would you like two lanes or four?"
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke so 10/10.!!!
Easier to build the bridge, lol.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!
Not bad.
hahahaha
N???? kidding!
not bad, not bad
lol
lol!
Very good thanks for sharing. lol
a bit funnyish
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahaha hilarious xD
very funny I liked it
haha funny genie
lol - its ok
I have heard it before, but it still is very funny and very true. ^_^
lol, even tho jokes like these get on my nerves (mostly cuz this one kid ALWAYS tells me stupid jokes) it was pretty funny!
Very funny.
Very funny thanks
Always have room for one of your jokes. lol.
Good one!
very good! have a star!
nice. i'd ask for that too.
lol cheers
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