Funny joke?? =)?!
Question: Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.
He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"
Answers: Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.
He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"
oh no !!....... hahahahaha...hahahahahaha...gadd !! what then did he do after reading that note ...i bet he melted down ...he killed Ol'fred.....
Thats a great joke ever !! thx jack D ...... its a great piece .
hahaha.... tat's a gd one!
seems like the preacher is the 'murderer'!! =P
He should feel like an idiot..
holy crap! i would feel so freeking ba! that is a relaly good joke!
ha! thats good
its a good joke i guess but its not like a funny death
o well...who ever knew pastors could kill?
lmao thats hilarious !
thats not funny, its sad.
Oh no!! Poor Ol’ Fred…lol!!
LOL...
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