Two more jokes.....?!
Question: A man is kissing a woman on her lips and suddenly her lips start bleeding. The man asks, "Why are your lips bleeding, did i bite them?" She replies, "No. im just havin my period."
A man with a big smile on his face walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What are you having then?"
Man replies, "Gimme 12 shots of rum, 5 tequilas and a cup of coffee"
The man gulps them down as fast as he can make them and lights up a cigarette.
"So whats the occassion?" asks the bartender.
"Just had my first blo job" replies the man.
"Really how was it?" replies the bartender.
Man replied, "Not too bad but i can still taste it!"
Answers: A man is kissing a woman on her lips and suddenly her lips start bleeding. The man asks, "Why are your lips bleeding, did i bite them?" She replies, "No. im just havin my period."
A man with a big smile on his face walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What are you having then?"
Man replies, "Gimme 12 shots of rum, 5 tequilas and a cup of coffee"
The man gulps them down as fast as he can make them and lights up a cigarette.
"So whats the occassion?" asks the bartender.
"Just had my first blo job" replies the man.
"Really how was it?" replies the bartender.
Man replied, "Not too bad but i can still taste it!"
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
Eugh...but good!
kinda nasty
um thanks for sharing.........they werent really funny
Funny! 10!
i dont get the 1st one ... please explain
ewwwwwww!!!!!!! thanks for the daggone image in my head for the rest of the night
ha ha dirty cow. i'm gonna chuck! i wasnt expecting that.
ok... joke 1 kinda weird... so is joke 2... but aleast i GET joke 2
ahahahaha. eewwww
lol
G R O S S with a capital GRO--. Hope you get better soon!
Lol that was ssoo very funny thanks for the laugh.xxxx
LOL...
sic .lol
Haha funny
10/10
lol
hahahahaha