Change course now?!


Question: This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse, Your call !


Answers: This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse, Your call !

Ha ha ha.!!!
Must be a relative of Bush in charge of the Carrier, lol.!!!
Excellent so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Trucky for a good laugh mate.!!

Lol that was ssoo very funny what a stupid American Captain,here have a star and enjoy your evening.xxxx

wicked awesome
I love it

so funny ive heard it a thousands times but it still so funny, i thought it was a conversation with the royal navy and us navy though!!!

so typical.

when people were first sent to space, they discovered pens did not work. american scientists spent about 1 billion dollars developing a pen which worked upside down, in 0gravity, underwater, on any surface...russian cosmonauts used a pencil.

LMAO nice one

Priceless!

the old ones r the best

lol! thank god for idiotic Americans...where would we be without them..

Yeah , American captain may have been stupid, But I bet there a mess of CANADIAN-FOOLS down at the bottom of the Atlantic right now wondering why the hell they didn't turn?lol . 1st Sgt., 7th Special Forces, (Ret.) Vietnam 67-70

Funny! 10!

it`s the american way.lol

Haha funny
10/10

Heard it before but it is still funny!

lol

omg what an idiot!! lol...that was good..thanks for the laugh

ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10



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