Marriage quotes by men.............?!
Question: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out...'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful! I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her. If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Answers: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out...'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful! I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her. If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Good ones there.
i like it!
I think that's completely sexist, and on the verge of hate speech.
i agree!
lol pretty cute.
wow i enjoyed reading it
lol I liked most of them.
lol
me likey!! hehehe!!:):)
haha funny!!
that goes for men who either enjoys kidding around and just say those stuff for humor and if not, it's for those who seem to miss things they used to enjoy when they were still unmarried...
wish those men who say so would realize how lucky they are their wives married them in the first place...
There funny I'll give you that but the last one was just wrong!
Funny stuff.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Omg i was laughing so hard....this are so true...
Here is another one......
Husband to Wife : Been Married to you for 15 years feels like 5 minutes.
Wife: Oh that is so sweet of your Darling.
Husband: Yeah 5 Minutes Under Water:
Perfect!
very good, but you are supposed to be sticking up for us women! have a star!
lol
Lol all good ones hun.
ok ...........9/10.
Good one thanks
great.. lol.. i enjoy it..
it is sexist, and on the verge of hate speech..
but it's also very funny!!