Walking along the beach in France, funny or not.?!
Question: A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many
beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But
try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all interested.
Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a French guy lying on the
beach who is surrounded by adoring women.
"Excuse me," he says, taking the guy aside, "but I've been trying to
meet one of those women for about an hour now, and I just can't seem
to get anywhere with them. You're French. You know these women. What
do they want?"
"Maybe I can help a leetle beet," says the Frenchman. "What you do ees
you go to zee store. You buy a leetle bikini sweeming suit. You walk
up and down zee beach. You meet girl very qweekly zees way."
"Wow! Thanks!" says the redneck, and off he goes to the store. He buys
a skimpy red bathing suit, puts it on, and goes back to the beach. He
parades up and down the beach but still has no luck with the ladies.
So he goes back to the Frenchman. "I'm sorry to bother you again," he
says, "but I went to the store, I got a swimsuit, and I still haven't
been able to meet a girl."
"Okay," says the Frenchman, "I tell you what you do. You go to zee
store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and
down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly zees way."
"Thanks!" says the guy, and runs off to the store. He buys the potato,
puts it in the swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach. Up and
down, up and down he walks, but the women will hardly even look at
him. After half an hour he can't take it anymore and goes back to the
Frenchman.
"Look," he says, "I got the suit, I put the potato in it, and I walked
up and down the beach-- and still nothing! What more can I do?"
"Well," says the Frenchman, "maybe I can help you a leetle beet. Why
don't you try moving zee potato to the FRONT of zee sweeming suit?"
Answers: A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many
beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But
try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all interested.
Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a French guy lying on the
beach who is surrounded by adoring women.
"Excuse me," he says, taking the guy aside, "but I've been trying to
meet one of those women for about an hour now, and I just can't seem
to get anywhere with them. You're French. You know these women. What
do they want?"
"Maybe I can help a leetle beet," says the Frenchman. "What you do ees
you go to zee store. You buy a leetle bikini sweeming suit. You walk
up and down zee beach. You meet girl very qweekly zees way."
"Wow! Thanks!" says the redneck, and off he goes to the store. He buys
a skimpy red bathing suit, puts it on, and goes back to the beach. He
parades up and down the beach but still has no luck with the ladies.
So he goes back to the Frenchman. "I'm sorry to bother you again," he
says, "but I went to the store, I got a swimsuit, and I still haven't
been able to meet a girl."
"Okay," says the Frenchman, "I tell you what you do. You go to zee
store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and
down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly zees way."
"Thanks!" says the guy, and runs off to the store. He buys the potato,
puts it in the swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach. Up and
down, up and down he walks, but the women will hardly even look at
him. After half an hour he can't take it anymore and goes back to the
Frenchman.
"Look," he says, "I got the suit, I put the potato in it, and I walked
up and down the beach-- and still nothing! What more can I do?"
"Well," says the Frenchman, "maybe I can help you a leetle beet. Why
don't you try moving zee potato to the FRONT of zee sweeming suit?"
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
Boring!!!!!!!!!!!!
very good 10/10
very funny>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
haha funny.ohh montie.Tres joly.You have de Gauls today and nothing tolose !!!
kinda funny!!
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
GOOD ONE
hahaha
lol, funny
hahaha very funny. Thanks
Good one thanks