Why are cats better than men.?!
Question: A CAT always hits the litterbox.
Better chance of training a CAT.
No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to
pretend you like it.
You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.
You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a
party.
A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.
If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
Answers: A CAT always hits the litterbox.
Better chance of training a CAT.
No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to
pretend you like it.
You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.
You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a
party.
A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.
If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
Excellent lol
LOL!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!:-D(you are on a roll)
Simplistic, but cute. That said, I'd be pretty alarmed (and bruised) if a man jumped into my lap.
well thats tru. cats are better thean men and i fully support you on this. you can pet, de-claw and serve it dinner and it will not treat you badly. in the other hand men yell smell and are atracted to ther females along the way. i am a boy but i am just like a cat
PMSL! Oh God, to true!
lol
yeah but...
1 - Cats lick their own backsides in full view
2 - Cats cant buy you dinner or those new shoes you "just have to have"
3 - Have you ever had a massage off a cat?
4 - Cats dont take the kids down the park to give you a break
5 - Cats cant drive you and you friends home after you've had your usual saturday night drink and fight
6 - Cats dont do......well you know!
Gosh, Mechelle you are absolutely right. .Us men just cannot compete with a cat. So why don't you go and find a nice cat, get married and settle down and have a nice litter of ...... I don't know. Don't forget that in the cat world.. The male does nothing whilst the females do everything.
You are so clever you make me laugh. Har Har meow. Gosh I really do wish I was a woman instead of just a dumb man because, gosh Mechelle, without you the sun just wouldn't come up in the morning.
HA HA VERY GOOD!! 1 of your better jokes!!!
hahaha funny.I preffer dogs tho.....and here is why !!!!
>>*If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
>>and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it... **
>>** **Then buy a dog.**
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>>**If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as
>>long and wherever you want ....**
>>** **Then buy a dog.**
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>>**If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
>>about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic
>>movies ...... **
>>**** **Then buy a dog.**
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>>**If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to
>>warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ... **
>>** **Then buy a dog.**
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>>**If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't
>>care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts
>>as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and
>>loves you unconditionally, perpetually .... **
>>**** ******Then buy a dog.**
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>>**But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
>>when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
>>all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and
>>only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire
>>existence is solely to ensure his happiness...*
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>>*Then buy a cat!**
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>>**Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....then marry a
>>man! *
very true >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
Have you ever seen a bloke trying to crap into a litterbox....No wonder you think cats are better than men...You must have been with some right weirdo's...lol..
hehehe, now aint that the truth
NO
hahaha
hahaha, hilarious
Good one thanks