Rhymes funny or not?!
Question: There was a young man from Leeds
Who opened a packet of seeds
Within half an hour
His d**k was a flower
And his a**e was a garden of weeds
There was a young man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He hit a rock
Split his c**ck
And now he has a vagina
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a pequliar feeling
She laid on her back
Opened her cr*ck
And p**sed all over the ceiling
There was a young man from Kildare
Who was f**king his wife on the stair
The banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air
There was a young man from Glossem
Who got out his balls to wash em
His mam said Jack
Put em back
Or i'll jump on the buggers and squash em
Answers: There was a young man from Leeds
Who opened a packet of seeds
Within half an hour
His d**k was a flower
And his a**e was a garden of weeds
There was a young man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He hit a rock
Split his c**ck
And now he has a vagina
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a pequliar feeling
She laid on her back
Opened her cr*ck
And p**sed all over the ceiling
There was a young man from Kildare
Who was f**king his wife on the stair
The banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air
There was a young man from Glossem
Who got out his balls to wash em
His mam said Jack
Put em back
Or i'll jump on the buggers and squash em
Very funny! lol
Funny? Not so much.
High school humor? More like it.
I live in Ealing, West London!
I've never done that though....
hahahaha
a wee bit funny!!
nice!
ha ha ha that is hilarious
V. Good
hahahaa very funny lol
LOL!!!LOL!!!!THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!! :-D
hehe funny
yeh i like these
hilarious. in fact, i think i'll steal this stuff, and call it mine. thanks.