10 Things in golf that sound dirty, funny or not?!


Question: 10 Things in Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.


Answers: 10 Things in Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Very hilarious,lol,lol,lol, 10/10 and *.
I loved them very much,thnx.

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  • LMAO LMAO -- OMG.. that was freaking funny!!

    Well it was to me anyway!! HaHa I love it -- Great Job!:)

    Lol

    haha good one yes its funny

    funny and reality

    I think this is very funny and I'm not a golfer. The only redeeming quality of golf is that they encourage you to drink and drive!!!!

    they are really funny but i never thought of the terms before but thank you for sharing them i will be laughing all day now thinking of them thanks for brightening my day up for me, have a star on my behalf :O)

    hahahahaha

    thank you once again.

    that were absolutely hilarious ill keep inmind not to say any of them when i play golf next

    very good . . lol

    hahaha very funny lol

    lol

    Good.

    How about....

    I've had this same old bag for years.
    shaving off 3 strokes a hole
    Been shooting better since I washed my balls
    first...get a firm grip on the shaft.....
    get it lined up and whack "er" hard
    Never played this hole before
    We need one more for a foursome
    by the time I reach the 19th hole, I need a drink
    The best man is the one who scores the least
    I shoot better if I don't move a muscle....lol

    How's that for ten too??? :0

    Keep on smil'n....Yuke

    awe sooo funny!!! :):):)
    xx

    Funny! 10!

    Cute!! I used to play golf all of the time. Never thought about that!!

    That is ******* hilarious holy ******* **** lol

    the eleventh...........
    why such a long distance between 2 holes?
    the twelfth........
    while u go from a hole to hole, some body carries your stick!
    the thirteenth...........
    why this game of ball-n-hole in city only & not in village? b coz every city has an outskirt.
    the fourteenth.......
    hit hard if hole is far away, hit gently when hole is quite close.

    LOL!!!LOL!!!!THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!! :-D!!!!!!!!!!LMAO

    thats a good one haha thanx

    good en



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