A Drunk is Never Wrong!?!
Question: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
Selected:
A half-gallon 2 % milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. Bag of coffee,
And 1 lb. Package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
Check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
Placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
Calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
She was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she
Was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the
Belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
Selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
Marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well,
You know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth
Did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
Answers: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
Selected:
A half-gallon 2 % milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. Bag of coffee,
And 1 lb. Package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
Check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
Placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
Calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
She was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she
Was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the
Belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
Selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
Marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well,
You know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth
Did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
. . . and in the morning he will be sober, but she will still be ugly.
lmao
OMG!!!!!! That was hilarious hehehe
Too Funny:)
now that was pretty funny... thanks
LMBO!!!!!!!!!
That was cute.
LOL! WELL FUNNY!! LOVE IT!!
A good one.
lol
lmao good one
I heard this really happened you know!!!! still makes me laught tho???
you can never be wrong with the honesty of a drunk. Tey dont know how to lie. Its not in thier jenes or something. Trust and beleive, i Know. I've been around a few drunks in my time. Good statement!
That wuz freakin hilarious.....lmao
Funny!