A few short Duck jokes..............?!
Question: Q: At what time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Duck walks into a chemists and asks for some chapstick.
Clerk says will that be cash or cheque?
Duck says "Just put in on my bill!"
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman
"Has my brother been in here"
The barman says "What does he look like ?"
Answers: Q: At what time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Duck walks into a chemists and asks for some chapstick.
Clerk says will that be cash or cheque?
Duck says "Just put in on my bill!"
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman
"Has my brother been in here"
The barman says "What does he look like ?"
Very funny lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
yer alright i supose! nice and clean for the kids!
LOL you good tonight C
lol!
hahahaha thanks
LMAO
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman
"Has my brother been in here"
The barman says "What does he look like ?"
the first one, and what???
the 2nd one? WHAT?? i don't get it. that isn't funny.....explain please
VG
you are mad!
hahaha very funny lol
hehe.* 4 u
Lol enjoyed that thanks for the laugh.xxx
I DONT GET IT??????
RAINDROP-- IVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION YOUR QUACKERS!!!! GOOD JOKES THOUGH!
Funny! 10!
lol
you are quackers.lol