'ears a good one for you............?!
Question: Little Johnny's neighbours had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was
invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little
Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about
the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the
spanking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Little Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little
hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
"Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
The mother proudly replied, "Yes. We are so thankful. The doctor said
he will have 20/20 vision"
Little Johnny replied, "That's great... cuz he'd be f*cked if he needed
glasses
Answers: Little Johnny's neighbours had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was
invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little
Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about
the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the
spanking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Little Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little
hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
"Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
The mother proudly replied, "Yes. We are so thankful. The doctor said
he will have 20/20 vision"
Little Johnny replied, "That's great... cuz he'd be f*cked if he needed
glasses
you may get reported for this one but its funny! have a star!
Good one!
ROTFL : > )
You are good tonight thats a *
Little Johnny gets me everytime!! LMAO....
wow....i actually laughed unlike these other jokes...
That cracked me up!thanks
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahaha very funny lol
FANTABULOUS!!!
hahaha I am laughing my head off.
heard it before but still funny
lol
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!Now that was funny, dont kids say the darndest things!
Hilarious! I'll have to use that one.
lmaoo...I get it! =] nice one =D
LOL brilliant
Funny! 10!
ear hang on.oh eye see it