* Joke-3 bed bugs---A newly wed couple whould have sex at every opportunity they!
Question: were walking down their bed & the lights came on
Apprently the wife was waiting spread angle waiting for the husband who came back from his lunch break. The lights went off and the husband did his duties for 20 minutes b4 rushing back to work.
The 3 bed bugs came out again after the husband left & started asking each other as to where they have hid.
Bug 1 :- "I ran as fast as i could & found a good spot between 2 mountains. Suddenly the mountains started moving crushing me in between them,,,Thank god they were soft"
Bug 2 "I ran to the nearest forest & hid there. I thought i was safe until 2 large stones came crashing down. They kept banging into me again & again,,,surprising those stones were soft too"
Bug 3 " I ran to the forest too, got lost & fell into a deep hole. As i tried climbing out, a hugh snake came in & tried to eat me. In & out it came for me-it's head red with anger. I fought with it & when I won, the snake spew poison all over me!! See all these gooey stuff.Damn"
Answers: were walking down their bed & the lights came on
Apprently the wife was waiting spread angle waiting for the husband who came back from his lunch break. The lights went off and the husband did his duties for 20 minutes b4 rushing back to work.
The 3 bed bugs came out again after the husband left & started asking each other as to where they have hid.
Bug 1 :- "I ran as fast as i could & found a good spot between 2 mountains. Suddenly the mountains started moving crushing me in between them,,,Thank god they were soft"
Bug 2 "I ran to the nearest forest & hid there. I thought i was safe until 2 large stones came crashing down. They kept banging into me again & again,,,surprising those stones were soft too"
Bug 3 " I ran to the forest too, got lost & fell into a deep hole. As i tried climbing out, a hugh snake came in & tried to eat me. In & out it came for me-it's head red with anger. I fought with it & when I won, the snake spew poison all over me!! See all these gooey stuff.Damn"
hahahaha!! a new one to me.
liked it!!
STARRED!!!!!!
hahahahaha
it would be nice if one of them found its way into the mouth, hehehe
hehe, lol
all i can say is wow.
Ewwwwwww!
cool.
Wicked!! lol
lol! haha lol!
lolz
that was a good joke i really enjoyed it.