Some Bloody Awful Vampire Jokes?!
Question: Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
A: Count Spatula.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire bat with a pygmy?
A: A little sucker.
Q: What kind of ship does Dracula captain?
A: A blood vessel.
Q: Why did Dracula give his girlfriend a blood test?
A: To see if she was his type.
Hope that you guys like them!
Fact: Sharks are immune to every disease - including cancer.
Answers: Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
A: Count Spatula.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire bat with a pygmy?
A: A little sucker.
Q: What kind of ship does Dracula captain?
A: A blood vessel.
Q: Why did Dracula give his girlfriend a blood test?
A: To see if she was his type.
Hope that you guys like them!
Fact: Sharks are immune to every disease - including cancer.
Wow, I loved the fact, though I dont quite understand th first Q&A. But thanks for sharing. A star for you!
lol
fact: interesting
funny however I like the last one the most.
A star for the fact.
nice!! i loved the fact too. cool.
Hehehehe...thx to that one i had no clue ....xxx
L0L they were actually funny! I even laughed at the title thing.
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where did you get the fact from? Sharkland.com?
Interesting fact :)