Chinese Proverbs!?!
Question: Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
Man who farts in church sits in own pew
Crowded elevator smells different to midget
Answers: Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
Man who farts in church sits in own pew
Crowded elevator smells different to midget
Brilliant! Here are a few more.
Woman who sleep with judge get honourable discharge.
Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
Man who sinks into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sinks.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who do push ups in long grass not necessarily fitness fanatic.
Man who snatch kisses when young,kiss snatches when old.
Man who put cream in tart not necessarily baker.
Man who handles privates all day not necessarily sergeant.
velly good!!
excellent!!
*claps* here's a star
I use to show this to my students a few years ago
Man who cooks carrots & pees in same pot not very sanitary.
Ostrich who bury head in sand get burnt in end.
hahahahahaha very good
lol
lol very good that