Nurse on duty - funny or not?!


Question: Grandma had never been sick in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the flu sent her to the hospital for observation.

By the time she was tucked into bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and the mattress - especially, the mattress.

Suddenly, she spotted a small plastic item with a button, attached to a cord. "What's that?" she demanded with great suspicion.

"If you need anything in the middle of the night," said the nurse, "just press that button. It will turn on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty"

"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma. "I'm the sick one around here. If the nurse needs a light on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on herself."


Answers: Grandma had never been sick in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the flu sent her to the hospital for observation.

By the time she was tucked into bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and the mattress - especially, the mattress.

Suddenly, she spotted a small plastic item with a button, attached to a cord. "What's that?" she demanded with great suspicion.

"If you need anything in the middle of the night," said the nurse, "just press that button. It will turn on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty"

"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma. "I'm the sick one around here. If the nurse needs a light on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on herself."

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  • awwwww, old people!

    IT'S KINDA FUNNY.

    I can identify with that.

    ha..... this one only deserves 1/2 a laugh....

    old people just dont understand modern technology if they havent experienced it!

    lol cute joke

    hahahaha lol

    Funny! 10!

    Keep it up, I've not heard any of these before and that's the third of yours. Very good.

    hahaha

    That's about the truth. lol.

    Crabby old bat -- let her croak! Yeah, it's a good one.

    as i work in the nhs can appreciate this one xxx lol xxx

    Very funny lol



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