A car accident!!!?!
Question: Star if funny!!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Answers: Star if funny!!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Hey I put this joke up on someone elses question for 10 points to the best joke like almost two weeks ago. its funni....iluv it......women are beautifully evil.=]
that is very funny but mean
lmao, a woman would
lmao.............omg thats hilarious!!! haha
lol! This is hilarious. Do you mind if I tell my friends this joke?
This is the funniest joke on here all day.
Oh that's funny! But mean...but funny! :) LOL
I will have to remember that if ever I am in an accident. That was funny.
LoL!* Funny but two of my best friends were just in a car crash last week but they are fine bt still just a bit shocked i think! xxxx <3* xxxx
Good one!
LOL Hilarious..........
Lol. Never underestimate a woman.
hahaha, funny
Hahaha.. that is so hilarious!!
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaha!!! ^-^
Mean but funny! 10!