For all the men out there to make them feeeeeel so good?!
Question: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans
take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be
President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you
the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop
and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never
stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes --
one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs
look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of
choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Answers: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans
take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be
President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you
the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop
and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never
stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes --
one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs
look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of
choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Geez!! That almost makes me want to be a man!! It's all sooo true!! hahahahahahahahaha!!
heyy i tooo can copy and paste off the internet
Best of all, we get to date lovely ladies like yourself.
Q: Why are men neccessary?
A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
i love being a man :)
how true
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
Sounds about right.
You just made my day. Man, I'm glad to be male.
Dear Dad,
Thank you so much for my "Y" chromosome.
Sincerely,
Your Son
yep, that pretty much sums it up. Thanks for the 2
Plus, we get to sleep with women!
On the othe hand, our challenges are greater. Ever tired to build a bridge? Its really really hard!
yea its great
yep
Envious much? LOL!
I agree, women do it all.
I'm answering this with a ha ha just so it's easier to find later. I want to read it to my hubby. Too funny.
That was brilliant! Well done. :)
and...we can drive:) mwah 4u!
Yes its true a few of them described me pretty well.
Take care
yeah... being a man is pretty much the ****.
thats great, I have always loved being a man, but I didn't think about all that, my favorite thing has always been the ability to pee standing up....
Really love being a man because we dont have to break down stuff to other men. Only mood swings we have is called a hang over. Men dont cry at sappy movies...we hold it in. And Brian's Song doesn't count. Because that was a true fact based event.
Here is something just for you.
What wont you hear man say? Ladies please dont get mad at me. My sick twisted friend sent this to me. Pretty cruel for a woman.
10. Of course dear, I'll go shopping with you.
9. Yes dear I'll take your mom shopping.
8. Of course we can watch the Lifetime marathon. Labron who? Shaq who?
7. Baby take my car its safer.
6. Honey sure we can go to the flower show. Then we'll go to your mothers and look at her your pictures of the Grand Canyon.
5. Yes I would love to spend the day driving your mom and her friends around all day.
4. Yes baby I'll go it's only the last game of the championship.
3. Honey you know I won't get mad. Its only my Beammer.
2. Nah, go head and spend til the card bends.
1. Yes your mom can stay on Superbowl Sunday. Baby its only a game.
yeah thats a good one
there, now you've gone and made me jealous....
And they also get to choose among scores of pretty ladies.... while we have slim pickings...
Haha!!! I love it!
...i love you
LoL!* xxxx <3* xxxx