Middle of the night, funny or not.?!
Question: An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous b***r. "You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed, "What do you think we ought to do with it?"
With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it."
Answers: An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous b***r. "You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed, "What do you think we ought to do with it?"
With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it."
thats a good one...i can't stop laughing
I smiled.
Good one.
hahaha very funny lmao lol
Good joke. Very funny. Thanks
a nice laugh
haha thats a good one lol :)
......tumbleweed......*cough cough* LoL
man thats funny but at the same time its also really f^cked up
Thats cute.
lol
Good one!!lol
A part of me wants to laugh because its funny but the other part of me says thats just wrong
Not funny really, i didn't even smile
kinda gross actually