Deaf and Dumb, funny or not.?!
Question: This girl has been going out with a guy and asks
"I have been with you for 6 months, why havent met ur parents?"
He replied "well its a bit difficult, they are deaf and dumb and only communicate using sign language."
She insisted "oh i still want to meet them."
They both came back to his house after a night out and she asked "where are you're parents?"
He said "oh they are upstairs asleep."
"Where is your bathroom? I need to use the toilet."
He replied "upstairs next to my parents bedroom."
So she was on the toilet having a Barry White and heard moaning and groaning coming from his parents bedroom. So she snaped it off and went to see what all the noise was about. When she walked past his parents bedroom she saw the door was ajar. She popped her head round the door and was shocked. His mother was using a beer bottle to pleasure herself and his dad was masterbating in the corner with a match stuck in his eye. She flew downstairs all flustered.
"whats the matter?" her boyfriend asked.
"I have just seen something really shocking in your parents bedroom. Your mother was using a beer bottle to pleasure herself and your father was masterbating in the corner with a match stuck in his eye."
"oh no thats their sign language." he replied "Shes saying get the beers in you c*nt, and hes saying f*ck off I'm watching the match."
Answers: This girl has been going out with a guy and asks
"I have been with you for 6 months, why havent met ur parents?"
He replied "well its a bit difficult, they are deaf and dumb and only communicate using sign language."
She insisted "oh i still want to meet them."
They both came back to his house after a night out and she asked "where are you're parents?"
He said "oh they are upstairs asleep."
"Where is your bathroom? I need to use the toilet."
He replied "upstairs next to my parents bedroom."
So she was on the toilet having a Barry White and heard moaning and groaning coming from his parents bedroom. So she snaped it off and went to see what all the noise was about. When she walked past his parents bedroom she saw the door was ajar. She popped her head round the door and was shocked. His mother was using a beer bottle to pleasure herself and his dad was masterbating in the corner with a match stuck in his eye. She flew downstairs all flustered.
"whats the matter?" her boyfriend asked.
"I have just seen something really shocking in your parents bedroom. Your mother was using a beer bottle to pleasure herself and your father was masterbating in the corner with a match stuck in his eye."
"oh no thats their sign language." he replied "Shes saying get the beers in you c*nt, and hes saying f*ck off I'm watching the match."
ha ha that was brilliant thanks!!!
hahaha very funny lmao lol
That is sick and funny!!!
Ummm....no!
lol; it's funny alright!
SICK!
hahaha very funny lmao lol
LOL that was funny =P
that is funny and totaly fun to read..
eewwww
strange the son knows all their signs
funny.cheers *
funny but f^ucked up
lol
thats a good one
That's a funny joke, a bit sick but funny.
funny