This is a Christian's Joke, but a good one. Please give me a star if you lik!
Question: As the Rabbi was taking his daily walk by the Catholic Church, He saw Father O'Brien standing outside:
Rabbi: "Father, 10 years I've been your neighbor and not once have I ever been in your church"
Father: Well come on in, I'm just about to hear confessions, I'll show you how it's done (Father and Rabbi in the confessional booth together)
1st Confession: Father, forgive me for I have sinned, I committed adultry 3 times this week
Father: Put $5 in the poor box and say 3 Hail Mary's
2nd Confession: Father, forgive me... I committed adultry 3 times this week
Father: Put $5 in the poor box and say 3 Hail Mary's
Alter Boy: Father you have an emergency phone call !!!
Father: Okay Rabbi you know how it's done, do you think you can "hold the fort until I get back?"
Rabbi: Okay I'll do my best
3rd Confession: Father, forgive me ... I committed adultry 2 times this week
Rabbi: Well you gotta go do it again, they're 3 for $5 this week!
Answers: As the Rabbi was taking his daily walk by the Catholic Church, He saw Father O'Brien standing outside:
Rabbi: "Father, 10 years I've been your neighbor and not once have I ever been in your church"
Father: Well come on in, I'm just about to hear confessions, I'll show you how it's done (Father and Rabbi in the confessional booth together)
1st Confession: Father, forgive me for I have sinned, I committed adultry 3 times this week
Father: Put $5 in the poor box and say 3 Hail Mary's
2nd Confession: Father, forgive me... I committed adultry 3 times this week
Father: Put $5 in the poor box and say 3 Hail Mary's
Alter Boy: Father you have an emergency phone call !!!
Father: Okay Rabbi you know how it's done, do you think you can "hold the fort until I get back?"
Rabbi: Okay I'll do my best
3rd Confession: Father, forgive me ... I committed adultry 2 times this week
Rabbi: Well you gotta go do it again, they're 3 for $5 this week!
OMG...........Lol,lol,lol, *, 10/10. Brilliant.
Green Eyes thank you for the points.Of couse I liked it, I loved it too. You're welcome. HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you too and have a wonderful evening my friend. Take care and God bless. Report It
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