Last of my halloween jokes as there are gonna be loads to read today xxx funny o!
Question: Where can you see a real ugly monster?
In the mirror.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Why did the monster eat the caboose?
The locomotive told him to "Choo, choo."
What's the best place for a mirror?
In a graveyard. It can double your mummy.
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
"Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights.
Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
Answers: Where can you see a real ugly monster?
In the mirror.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Why did the monster eat the caboose?
The locomotive told him to "Choo, choo."
What's the best place for a mirror?
In a graveyard. It can double your mummy.
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
"Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights.
Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
hahaha funny lol
These jokes are terrible
get the "HOOK" !
my 3 year old is having a party tommorow
yeah, I'm afraid I'll be fed up with Halloween jokes by noon...
thanx for not joining in that...
worse than terrible
some were only funny
still thx for a giggle
I like these!!
These are absolutely horrible. Im mean these are just really bad man.
I wish you'd stop doing this; its getting tired.
Go and watch a spooky film
hahaha don't go haunting us!!! lmao lol
bad jokes and the whole "xxx funny or not xxx" in every subject gets old fast. Just tell the joke.
Another good selection.
luv it