Little jhonny jokes again!!?!
Question: little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married.
So Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage. "Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this is sooo cute.
Well," said Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."
And how will you live?" "I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough."
Getting exasperated since Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?"
Well," said Johnny, "we've been lucky so far."
Answers: little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married.
So Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage. "Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this is sooo cute.
Well," said Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."
And how will you live?" "I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough."
Getting exasperated since Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?"
Well," said Johnny, "we've been lucky so far."
Lol, 10/10, *, excellent jokes.
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