2 golfers strolling down the fairway when they look up to see two women playing !
Question: men says-i will go up and hurry them along-ok,says the other.the man walks half way towards them and abrubtly halts and turns round and walks back to his mate.Whats up says his mate.-well,its a bit embarrasing really,-why's that then says the man,-well one is my wife and the other one is my mistress.ah! says his mate,i see.hang on here and i will go and sort them out.Off he goes only to stop half way and abrubtly turn back.What's the matter asks his playing partner.He looks him straight in the eye and says-- it's a small world ,isn't it!!!!!
Answers: men says-i will go up and hurry them along-ok,says the other.the man walks half way towards them and abrubtly halts and turns round and walks back to his mate.Whats up says his mate.-well,its a bit embarrasing really,-why's that then says the man,-well one is my wife and the other one is my mistress.ah! says his mate,i see.hang on here and i will go and sort them out.Off he goes only to stop half way and abrubtly turn back.What's the matter asks his playing partner.He looks him straight in the eye and says-- it's a small world ,isn't it!!!!!
i wondered where bob monkhouse joke book went to
LMFAO!!
Haha. That's a good one. Keep it coming. :)
good
thats funny!
lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
For a golf joke (golf is a joke in itself) it wasn't too bad