Thermos joke?!
Question: Victoria needed to buy David Beckham a birthday present. What do you get the man who has everything? A Thermos, of course. David said "What's this, Victoria? "It's a Thermos", she replied. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold". For the next Real Madrid match, David is on the team coach with his thermos and Michael Owen says "what have you got there, David?" "It's a Thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "What have you got in there then?" asks Michael. "Oh, 2 cups of coffee and a choc ice" was the answer.
Answers: Victoria needed to buy David Beckham a birthday present. What do you get the man who has everything? A Thermos, of course. David said "What's this, Victoria? "It's a Thermos", she replied. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold". For the next Real Madrid match, David is on the team coach with his thermos and Michael Owen says "what have you got there, David?" "It's a Thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "What have you got in there then?" asks Michael. "Oh, 2 cups of coffee and a choc ice" was the answer.
hahaha good one thanks
lol...
no...that was bad.
Sooo old.....
UIgghhhhh .. bad joke
Sounds about right ha! ha!
c&g chuckle and grin
Hee hee, another good one!
- Michael Owen plays for Newcastle
- David Beckham plays for L.A. Galaxy.
Old joke.
Funny though :)
lol. 10/10. great joke.
clever"not alot of thermos jokes out there.
what do you call a worm in a library?
answer:BOOK WORM!
Good joke thanks
very good
he dosent play for real madrid
hehehe, proves a point i think, pmsl hun
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LOVED IT!!!
brilliant hun, very funny
starred
again you got me pmsl xxx
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Hahaha thanks for sharing
10/10