Anniversary meal?!
Question: A couple go out for their anniversary to a chinese restaurant. The menu is fairly extensive, so they find it quite difficult to decide what to have. The waiter suggests they have the Surprising Chicken.
A little later, two steaming plates arrive, covered with metal lids. Before these get removed, the women says to her husband. "I'm sure your lid moved and two eyes were looking out." Sure enough, the same thing happened on her plate - he saw two eyes looking out from beneath the edge of the cover.
They call the waiter over and tell him what's happening, to which he replies "Oh no, there has been a mix-up in the kitchen. Instead of the Surprising Chicken, we have brought out the Peking Duck".
Answers: A couple go out for their anniversary to a chinese restaurant. The menu is fairly extensive, so they find it quite difficult to decide what to have. The waiter suggests they have the Surprising Chicken.
A little later, two steaming plates arrive, covered with metal lids. Before these get removed, the women says to her husband. "I'm sure your lid moved and two eyes were looking out." Sure enough, the same thing happened on her plate - he saw two eyes looking out from beneath the edge of the cover.
They call the waiter over and tell him what's happening, to which he replies "Oh no, there has been a mix-up in the kitchen. Instead of the Surprising Chicken, we have brought out the Peking Duck".
will avoid that place, when its mumson45 birthday in a week or so
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That's silly
TY! that's pretty good. :D
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very good have a star!
Good joke thanks
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hehehe, don't think i'll be going there in a hurry, pmsl
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