Anyone have any good jokes about Palestinians?!
Question: Im not trying to be racist, but unfortunatly making fun of them is the only way we can convince them to take peaceful iniatives.
Answers: Im not trying to be racist, but unfortunatly making fun of them is the only way we can convince them to take peaceful iniatives.
One American, one Japanese and a Palestinian were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his arm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear and spoke briefly into it. When he finished he explained, "That was mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Palestinian felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows...!
"Will you look at that," said the Palestinian. "I'm getting a fax!"
or this?
A German, an American, and a Palestinian are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.
The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.
When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Palestinian, "What do you want on your back?"
"I will take nothing!" says the Palestinian, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.
"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Palestinian."
never heard any in my life!!!
What did the Palestinian do with his newly bought dozen of fresh eggs?
Scrambled them in his first and only suicide bombing!
I'll relay your brilliant idea to the state department and recommend they appoint you ambassador to Palestine.. .
What does a terrorist do when his king is checkmated in chess?
He BLOWS IT UP!
Bad, isn't it?
Are you sure the Palestinians the only ones creating the trouble? The Israelis are at much at fault as them. Do read the news more.
Edit: Who does the Israelis talk to if not the Palestinians? Who's the one using the tanks by the way? Is it fair to invade another country's territory just because you have the military might?
Why did the Palestinian cross the country?
To get the heck out of there!
in many ways U R A RACIST , didn't u know that racists are classified as the ones abusing any nationality or a group of people with certain believes or forms ... ?
I got a heart-breaking list of all the massacres done in Palestine ,and guess what , they are all Towards Palestinians ,
in what religion do u let ur soldiers slaughter thousands of civilians with no reason ..? to frighten them ..? then that is terrorism ...
Buddy , if u r from israel , don't listen to any of my words , cause it won't have any effect on u ... else , please reconsider ur judgments ... !
Reporting !
one word RACIST !!!