Last one today funny ?!


Question: A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" She asked ."Hunting Flies" He responded."OhKilling any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued,she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded , "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.">>>>A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks."I have a case of an*l glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is a*al glaucoma?" "I can't see my a*s coming into work today.">>>>Would'nt it be nice if after every knock we receive in life we could just click control,alt,delete and start again ?>>Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.


Answers: A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" She asked ."Hunting Flies" He responded."OhKilling any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued,she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded , "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.">>>>A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks."I have a case of an*l glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is a*al glaucoma?" "I can't see my a*s coming into work today.">>>>Would'nt it be nice if after every knock we receive in life we could just click control,alt,delete and start again ?>>Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

love the cemetery one xx

Thanks for all the ones you posted today. I enjoyed them.

Thanks for sharing lol.

the last 1 was funny lmao :)

Excellent. another star for you.

lol

It is funny and thnx for the LOL. * 10/10.

av a star for cheering me up cheers :-)

very funny>>>>>>>>>>>>>star

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10



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