I have tod donna she should come on here as she is good xxx yes or no xxxx?!
Question: 1) Ladies why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3) Why can't women put on mascara with there mouth closed?
4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?
5) Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you have to do is stand up and say your name then say that you are an alcoholic?
6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
8) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by date'?
9) Why do toasters always have a setting to burn the toast to a horrible crisp that no one would eat?
10) Is french kissing in France just called kissing?
11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say 'I think ill squeeze these dangly things and drink what ever comes out'?
12) What do people in China call their good quality plates?
13) Why do people always point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not point to their crotch when asking where the bathrooms is?
14) What do you call male ballerinas?
15) Why is a person who handles your money called a 'broker'?
16) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
18) Why is that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
19) When trick or treaters knock on your door saying 'trick or treat' they then hold out there hands, how is this not begging? as 9/10 chances you've never seen them before.
20) Why do cats and dogs chase round and round after their tails? surely they remember the pain after 'the last time they sank their teeth into it'.
Answers: 1) Ladies why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3) Why can't women put on mascara with there mouth closed?
4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?
5) Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you have to do is stand up and say your name then say that you are an alcoholic?
6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
8) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by date'?
9) Why do toasters always have a setting to burn the toast to a horrible crisp that no one would eat?
10) Is french kissing in France just called kissing?
11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say 'I think ill squeeze these dangly things and drink what ever comes out'?
12) What do people in China call their good quality plates?
13) Why do people always point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not point to their crotch when asking where the bathrooms is?
14) What do you call male ballerinas?
15) Why is a person who handles your money called a 'broker'?
16) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
18) Why is that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
19) When trick or treaters knock on your door saying 'trick or treat' they then hold out there hands, how is this not begging? as 9/10 chances you've never seen them before.
20) Why do cats and dogs chase round and round after their tails? surely they remember the pain after 'the last time they sank their teeth into it'.
well done donna, pmsl, great list
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Those are great. Thank you. Is Donna your wife/daughter or someone you know? Sorry I am just puzzled.
Thankyou and whoever donna is very good lol.
hahaha funny lol. Her jokes are good.
hahaha LMAO
lol, very good.
wow good response for all you asked who donna was well i am donna liketojokes good friend, glad you enjoyed them, will post some soon maybe. xxx
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones there Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
WOW!!!!!
Donna is good. she really needs to be on here. i would definitely add her as a contact.
she is really funny!!!
STARRED!!!