These i recieved from donna xxx funny or not xxxx?!


Question: 1)I saw a women wearing a sweatshirt which had "guess" on it i said thyroid problem.

2)When i was a kid i would prey every night for a new bike, then i realised the lord doesn't work that way, so i stole one and asked god to forgive me.

3)I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming.

4)I went to a resturant that serves breakfast at 'anytime' so i ordered french toast during the renaissance.

5)A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston bypass, motorists are asked to be on the look out for 16 hardened criminals.

6)Well i was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names, but one day i turned to my bullies and said 'sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me' and it worked from then on it was sticks and stones all the way.

7)My dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire' which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

8)Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.

9)I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law, my neighbour said "are you going to help"? i said 'no, six should be enough.'

10)If were not supposed to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?

11) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither.

12)Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

13)I was the kid next doors imaginary friend.


Answers: 1)I saw a women wearing a sweatshirt which had "guess" on it i said thyroid problem.

2)When i was a kid i would prey every night for a new bike, then i realised the lord doesn't work that way, so i stole one and asked god to forgive me.

3)I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming.

4)I went to a resturant that serves breakfast at 'anytime' so i ordered french toast during the renaissance.

5)A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston bypass, motorists are asked to be on the look out for 16 hardened criminals.

6)Well i was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names, but one day i turned to my bullies and said 'sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me' and it worked from then on it was sticks and stones all the way.

7)My dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire' which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

8)Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.

9)I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law, my neighbour said "are you going to help"? i said 'no, six should be enough.'

10)If were not supposed to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?

11) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither.

12)Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

13)I was the kid next doors imaginary friend.

hello hun, glad everyone likes them they made me chuckle, thanks for posting them for me xxx

Those are great. Thanks for sharing. But who is Donna???

LMAO

;-)

top notch

number 9 is the best, heard it b4 and still makes me chukle

the 1st 3 were awryte

Lol brilliant.

hahaha funny lol

hahaha LMAO

* lol, funny 10.

very good mate, pmsl
starred

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones there Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Liked them, cheers.!!!

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

i liked them even though i dont know who Donna is.

great ones!!

STARRED!!

very good ha ha glad to See you're not superstitious.



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