Joke....beware a little offencive?!
Question: A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes across
a very old bottle. He's just dusting it off when two rather tired looking
genies pop out "Two genies!" he exclaims. "That must mean six wishes!"
"Sorry, buddy, it's three or nuthin'," say the genies, "and hurry up".
The guy makes his three wishes and races off home to see if they've
been granted. He gets home and runs into his bedroom, where he finds
the most gorgeous girl he has ever seen waiting for him.
After hours of mad, passionate sex, he stumbles out of bed and
walks into the living room where he is knee deep in $1000 bills.
The guy can hardly believe his luck.
Just then there is a knock at the door. He rushes over to open it,
when two hooded KKK members throw a rope around his neck and string
him up naked until he is dead.
The two then take off their white hoods to reveal that
they are, in fact, the two genies, both looking rather puzzled.
The first genie turns to the second and says, "I can understand the
beautiful woman and all the money in the world,
by why on earth would you want to be
hung like a black man?"
Answers: A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes across
a very old bottle. He's just dusting it off when two rather tired looking
genies pop out "Two genies!" he exclaims. "That must mean six wishes!"
"Sorry, buddy, it's three or nuthin'," say the genies, "and hurry up".
The guy makes his three wishes and races off home to see if they've
been granted. He gets home and runs into his bedroom, where he finds
the most gorgeous girl he has ever seen waiting for him.
After hours of mad, passionate sex, he stumbles out of bed and
walks into the living room where he is knee deep in $1000 bills.
The guy can hardly believe his luck.
Just then there is a knock at the door. He rushes over to open it,
when two hooded KKK members throw a rope around his neck and string
him up naked until he is dead.
The two then take off their white hoods to reveal that
they are, in fact, the two genies, both looking rather puzzled.
The first genie turns to the second and says, "I can understand the
beautiful woman and all the money in the world,
by why on earth would you want to be
hung like a black man?"
i don't get the joke
note the colour of my avatar
HOHOHOHOHO!!!
love it very good
hehehehehehe. I can see the offence, but please, nobody should be offended cos it's a joke k. I love all people whatever colour they may be.
Don't get it......... sorry.
LOL!!! Now that's funny!
OMG! that is funny!
good one
... I don't get it... Perhaps it's because I'm Jewish (we don't understand racist jokes)
Too funny.
Hahahaaha. THats funny i needed a good LOL.
Thats brilliant :-)
STAAAAAAAAAAR!!
Hahahahahaaa fantastic....a little risque for this site...but roflmfao here.
yepp, metaphors ARE dangerous...
*rofl*
Hahaha loved it, thanks for sharing.
Too long to read, thanks for the points!
Fabulous, a wee interesting star coming your way. Any more like that????
FUNNY!
Was wondering exactly was the third wish was there until the last sentence. Funny and wrong at the same time.
hang on just let me get off the floor that is by far the best i have read many thanks
lololol i like it though i can see the offence
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
I don't get it!!! Please could some wise person explain....
hilarious hun, that was excellent
starred
hehehe, bloody loved it hun, had to run to the loo, pmsl
star time
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this is naughty but I'm still PMSL. have a star
i'm a black man & this stuff is funny .
Good joke thanks for sharing hahaha
Ha! ha! ha! very good, and yes i can see the offence but it`s a joke....
Was he a blonde genie....lol
Hahahahhaha...oooo i like it teehee :D