Funny or not again.?!
Question: Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a
tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The
black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices ...
Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot
it. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a
huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was
a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought
it was better to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally
recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track
down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there
was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear
standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said,
"Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Answers: Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a
tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The
black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices ...
Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot
it. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a
huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was
a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought
it was better to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally
recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track
down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there
was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear
standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said,
"Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
lol, funnier than most of the jokes you find on here : )
tee hee
Lol.. that was funny.
That was funny lol
Thank you for another good one.
good one
hahaha Good one. Thanks for sharing. lol
Frankie got his bear on !
My kinda joke.
Good on ye.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Another good one thanks for sharing lol
haha
grin and bear it frank.
Hahaha funny.
Made my day today, thanks
That's really funny. lol.