Kiss that frog, funny or not?!


Question: Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought "I don't fu'*king think so."


Answers: Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought "I don't fu'*king think so."

Lmao!!
That was hilarious, thanks for the cheering up!
Have a star!

Not really....sorry.

funny

The general idea is funny, although the delivery could be improved.

Its a post-modern feminist slant on a medieval notion of gender roles, amusingly reversing the traditional roles for the effect of humour.

However, the conclusion/punchline could be better!

slightly amusing

You were doing good until the end with the f-ing thing, other than that it was cute.

Excellent. hahahaha

Sorry friend,
but I dont think that this joke is funny. I can still see the effect you took, so thanks for sharing!(:

i am laughting so hard i am holding my side and tears are rolling down my cheeks good one keep them rolling

I'd rather feast on mechelle's legs ;;)

No it was not funny

excellent! loved it laughed out loud!

I would have married him first, inherited his castle then chopped his legs off and fed him to his mother! Tee he!

Tastes like Chicken. Good one, have a star

its not funny, on the contrary, its fu**king boring.
well...it has a point but it didn't make me even smile.

Good one thanks for sharing. lol

I like it. Thanks for sharing. lol

he he he

lol....funny

:)

Ouch and a *

lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

You've got the best jokes. lol.

good, but funny?? how about ironic



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