Old joke time.?!
Question: An Australian, an Irishman and a Glaswegian are in a bar.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in
the corner.
He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs:
"My God, it's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of
Fosters and a bottle of Buckfast.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and
Drinks the
pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking
Him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My
God!
The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle! Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the
lager.As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock."Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely
gone! It's a miracle." Jesus then approaches the Glaswegian who knocks over a chair
and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.
"What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
The Glaswegian shouts, "f*** off, I'm on disability benefit!"
Answers: An Australian, an Irishman and a Glaswegian are in a bar.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in
the corner.
He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs:
"My God, it's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of
Fosters and a bottle of Buckfast.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and
Drinks the
pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking
Him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My
God!
The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle! Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the
lager.As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock."Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely
gone! It's a miracle." Jesus then approaches the Glaswegian who knocks over a chair
and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.
"What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
The Glaswegian shouts, "f*** off, I'm on disability benefit!"
brilliant as per usuall!!!
Good one, v funny lol!!!
lolz
yes old one but still gets a laugh,good one ha ha.
Funny
ill wind .lol
Please be more careful when you make a joke.Jesus isn't something you joke about.
Hilarious!!
Not bad.
From a Glaswegian, Brill, you can have a * and to hell with the pc brigade
Good Joke . Thanks for sharing. lol §
Love it.
Brill, lol.
Ignore the pc brigade, I do. never acknowledged their comments at all.
lol ---
i'll give u an old short joke (said to be the oldest in the world)
Q.When's a door not a door?
A. When it's ajar!
haha mint!
lol
How true, Charity is not always accepted
Hahaha superb
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10