Short birthday jokes - funny or not?!
Question: When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.
My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?
My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
Answers: When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.
My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?
My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
Nice one sparkle. Good Morning to you
that's sooo funny
hahahahahaha! lamo!!!!! really good!
Cute- BTW -Today is my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha
I like them
I dont get number 3 though
The rest are goood =]
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha..ha..ha... I hope my husband doesnt read the last part of your joke, or else, I also will receive a pack of playing cards for my birthday...ha..ha..ha.. thanks for laughter your brought to me.. now.
first one not funny, second one is ok, third nope, and fourth funny
I smiled at the first 2, raised my eyebrows at the 3rd and laughed at the 4th. I like jokes that are longer, and have talking and such.
VERY FUNNY
lame but funny
Good going Sparkle. Great one
Some of them are good
ok not bad. Made me smile.
Lol good ones sparkle.
another good selection xxx lol xxx
very good
starred
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
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