I got this from a friend today. I like it. Do you?!
Question: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "Midnight." He didn't seem ticked off at all. Whew! Got away with
that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh ****", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table, and farted."
Answers: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "Midnight." He didn't seem ticked off at all. Whew! Got away with
that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh ****", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table, and farted."
lmao thats good xD Nice one =)
I lol'd
Cute
LOL From Loretta
I like it. That was a good one.
bahahahah i do. i do.
Hehehaha!!! Good one!!! Thanks so much, I needed that!!!
haha xD sooo funny
I think this joke makes me laugh more every time I read it. thanks for the reminder. a star for you!!
Cute
THIS IS HILARIOUS! Thank you for a really good belly laugh!
P.S. I live alone!
LOL
A farting cuckooed clock....nice!!!! hahahahahha
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA...
ME MY BROTHER AND MY 2 SISTERS ARE STILL LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY!!! thanx im telling everybody!
haha.....quite a good one......
but it never lied the time was and remains midnight
LMAOOO HAHA THANKS I LOVED IT
funny joke hahaha
Sounds alot like when I used to come home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha... where can we find that cuckooo...
Hahaha.... thats cute.. yea i lyked it!
yes agree with that.LOL
funny, funny!